Chinese Jew

An American Jew was strolling along China Town in Petaling Street and he was wondering if there were any Chinese Jew in Kuala Lumpur. Everyone whom he approached shook their heads and said "No!"

Feeling thirsty he went into a kopi tiam and asked a young Chinese waiter if there were any Chinese Jew to which the boy answered, "Wait! I ask Bossy."

The boy went to the back of the kopi tiam and talked to the elderly ah pek, presumably the owner of the kopi tiam.

After a while, he came back to the American Jew and said: "Bossy he say velly solly no Chinese Jews, but we got glape jews, apel jews, olen jews, tomato jews and pine apel jews."